Tuesday, December 28, 2004

EVERYTHING IDOL | Qualifying Round, Heat 41

Love moves on to Round 2. Vote in Heat 40 here.

The next four contestants, please:



1. Who's Next by The Who |
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again




2. Christmas | Presents!




3. Computers | Make everything possible!




4. Ice cream | Delicious!
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Saturday, December 25, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk

MP3: "Merry Christmas from the Family" by Robert Earl Keen

Merry Christmas, everybody. Here's the second-best Christmas song ever, a Linn family favorite that's sure to brighten any holiday gathering. This is a live version, but the original's on Gringo Honeymoon.

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Friday, December 24, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Holiday fever--catch it!

Now that it's Christmas Eve, here are a couple of festive tunes to put you in the holiday spirit.

MP3: "Lonely Christmas Eve" by Ben Folds

MP3: "Christmas Eve Can Kill You" by The Everly Brothers
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Thursday, December 23, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Christmas in Other Lands

What is Christmas like in those crazy foreign places? In the Netherlands, Santa arrives on a boat from Spain accompanied by the Black Peters and leaves presents in children's shoes. What about in other exotic places, like Heaven and Washington, D.C.?

MP3: "Christmas in Washington" by Steve Earle

MP3: "Christmas in Heaven" by Monty Python's Flying Circus
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Wednesday, December 22, 2004

EVERYTHING IDOL | Qualifying Round, Heat 40

Eliot's The Waste Land and your favorite Hemingway book tied to win Heat 39. The next five contestants, by special request:



1. The wedge | You know, wedges things. Also useful as an insult: "You're not just a tool, you're a wedge, the simplest of all tools."




2. The lever | Good for lifting stuff.




3. The screw | Good for holding stuff together, moving upwards in an efficient manner. Also: dirty!




4. The pulley | Also good for lifting stuff.




5. The wheel | Good for going places.

Polls close Monday, December 27 at midnight.
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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Indie-Rock Christmas

I'm tired and this laptop is hard to type on. So just listen:

MP3: "No Christmas While I'm Talking" by The Walkmen

MP3: "I Took Some Time for Christmas" by Belle & Sebastian
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Monday, December 20, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Spiked!



MP3: "Christmas Medley" by Spike Jones

A conglomeration of holiday tunes by the genius musical comedian.

Read Thomas Pynchon's liner notes to Spiked! The Music of Spike Jones.
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Saturday, December 18, 2004

EVERYTHING IDOL | Qualifying Round, Heat 39

Johnny Cash (1993-2004) moves on to Round 2. Complete list of Round 2 contenders and losers' brackets here. Vote in Heat 38 here.

The next four contestants, please, in the spirit of the season:



1. Love | All variations, including eros, pathos, agapé, storge, pothos and latreia.




2. Faith | Belief in things that cannot be proven, so here's where you vote for your preferred religion.




3. Hope | Things will get better...someday...maybe...




4. Charity | Yeah, this is sort of the same thing as agapé, but here I mean specifically giving of yourself and not just the feeling of benevolence.

Polls close Christmas Eve at midnight. Vote early, or Santa won't visit you!
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Friday, December 17, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | John Prine Two-for-One



MP3: "Silent Night All Day Long" by John Prine

If you're not familiar with Prine, what are you waiting for? This lovely little bittersweet song about recapturing faded holiday memories is from A John Prine Christmas.

MP3: "Jesus: The Missing Years" by John Prine

Not a Christmas song per se, but still appropriate. Probably my favorite Prine song.
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Thursday, December 16, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Shepherds quake at the sight

MP3: "Silent Night" by The Fairburn Royals

A fairly straight indie-rock rendition of the holiday chestnut. It sounds pretty OC-ready, so Josh Schwartz, get on that shit for the Very Special Chrismukkah episode of Athens. The Athens band also have a new CD out called The Whistler, so check that out if you enjoy this. (MP3 courtesy of Mail Clerk)
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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

HIS DARK MATERIALS UPDATE

Christ Weitz ain't directing it no more.

Good news? Bad news? Who knows? But two bucks says Weitz's exit is over a dispute about the religious content. If so, that probably makes this bad news.
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CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Me, I want a Hula Hoop



MP3: "My Christmas Memory" by Patton Oswalt

I know I've posted this before, but it's just as appropriate now. World's Funniest Man Oswalt shares the horror that is a slowed-down Chipmunks Christmas song.

MP3: "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) (Slowed Down)" by David Seville and The Chipmunks

Speak of the devil!
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Sidewalk Santa Clauses are much much much too thin



Sorry I missed yesterday; here are two holiday tunes to make it up to you.

MP3: "Blue Xmas (To Whom It May Concern)" by Miles Davis

Here's an optimistic, totally non-cynical little number to put you in the Christmas spirit. I believe the vocals are provided by Bob Dorough. This was the first Miles Davis song I ever heard, and for the longest time I thought that was him singing, which really gave me a pretty skewed perspective on the man.

MP3: "Christmas in Vietnam" by Johnny & Jon

Another little chunk of Christmas cheer. "Viet Cong, Viet Cong everywhere I look" should be up there with "fa la la la la la la la la" on the all-time great Christmas Song Interjections list. Available on Bummed Out Christmas. I can't find any more info on Johnny & Jon beyond the fact that they recorded this song.

Tomorrow: Comedy!
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EVERYTHING IDOL | Qualifying Round, Heat 38

Friends and chocolate move on to Round 2. See the complete list of winners and losers so far here. Don't forget to vote in Heat 37 too.

The next four contestants, please:



1. The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot |
What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man,
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water. Only
There is shadow under this red rock,
(Come in under the shadow of this red rock),
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.




2. The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge |
And I had done an hellish thing,
And it would work 'em woe:
For all averr'd, I had kill'd the bird
That made the breeze to blow.
Ah wretch! said they, the bird to slay,
That made the breeze to blow!

Nor dim nor red, like God's own head,
The glorious Sun uprist:
Then all averr'd, I had kill'd the bird
That brought the fog and mist.
'Twas right, said they, such birds to slay,
That bring the fog and mist.




3. The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald | "For a transitory enchanted moment man must have held his breath in the presence of this continent, compelled into an aesthetic contemplation he neither understood nor desired, face to face for the last time in history with something commensurate to his capacity for wonder." - Nick Carraway




4. Your favorite Ernest Hemingway book | I've only read In Our Time and The Sun Also Rises, so I'll let you decide which of Papa's books you want to vote for. But here's a favorite passage from In Our Time anyway:

"Nick stood up on the log, holding his rod, the landing net hanging heavy, then stepped into the water and splashed ashore. He climbed the bank and cut up into the woods, toward the high ground. He was going back to camp. He looked back. The river just showed through the trees. There were plenty of days coming when he could fish the swamp."

Polls close Monday, December 20 at midnight.

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Monday, December 13, 2004

EVERYTHING IDOL | Qualifying Round Winners & Losers

This list will be updated weekly in lieu of adding it to every E.I. post, as it's getting a bit unwieldy. The contestants moving on to Round 2 are:

Kitties, Macbeth by William Shakespeare, Air conditioning, Bob Dylan 1965-66, Star Wars: the original trilogy, The Simpsons, The stories of Raymond Carver, Home cooking, The lightbulb, Homicide: Life on the Street, Ping-Pong, Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Watchmen by Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons, Scissors, Google.com, Sex, US Postal Service, Chocolate-chip cookies, The Lord of the Rings (the movies), Absalom, Absalom! by William Faulkner, Email, Rushmore, In the Aeroplane over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel, Fight Club, Beef, His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Books, The Big Lebowski, Batman, The Far Side by Gary Larson, Seinfeld, The Office, Preacher by Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, In Utero by Nirvana, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Office Space, Couches, Automobiles, Citizen Kane, Water, Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys, chocolate, friends, Johnny Cash 1994-2003, The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot, Your favorite Ernest Hemingway book, Love, The wheel, Computers, Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band, Art, Music, Film, Poetry, Prose, Television, Science

And the losers' brackets are shaping up thusly:

FILM: Boogie Nights, Edward Scissorhands, Lawrence of Arabia, Pulp Fiction, This Is Spinal Tap, Young Frankenstein, Some Like It Hot, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Casablanca, The Godfather Part I & II, Gone with the Wind
MUSIC: Surfer Rosa by the Pixies, Otis Redding's oeuvre, Automatic for the People by R.E.M., "Georgia on My Mind" by Ray Charles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles, The Velvet Underground's four studio albums, iPod/iTunes, London Calling by The Clash, Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars by David Bowie, The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Ritual de lo Habitual by Jane's Addiction, Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain by Pavement, Superunknown by Soundgarden, Vs. by Pearl Jam, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins, Speaking in Tongues by Talking Heads, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back by Public Enemy, OK Computer by Radiohead, My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco, Thin Elvis, Fat Elvis, Johnny Cash 1958-1980, the best of The Rolling Stones, Who's Next by The Who
TV: Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Sopranos, Freaks and Geeks, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Futurama, Fawlty Towers, The Larry Sanders Show, The Cosby Show, South Park, NewsRadio, Alias, Gilmore Girls, Oz
LITERATURE: Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Inferno by Dante Alighieri, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, Peanuts by Charles Schulz, Krazy Kat by George Herriman, The Invisibles by Grant Morrison, The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller, Ghost World by Daniel Clowes, 1984 by George Orwell, Great Expectations by Charles Dickens, Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham, Underworld by Don DeLillo, Paradise Lost by John Milton, Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer
FOOD & DRINK: apple pie a la mode, Guinness Stout, pizza delivery, Coca-Cola, NyQuil, bourbon, chicken, seafood, pork, macaroni & cheese, In-N-Out Burger, wine, ice cream
OTHER: shoes, eBay.com, Mapquest.com, Weather.com, money, power, fame, that picture of Johnny Cash flipping the bird, righteous indignation, correct spelling, carpet, dinosaurs, nemeses, film, grooved vinyl, magnetic tape, optical discs, future magic hard drives, Superman, Spider-Man, X-Men, planes, trains, rocketships, earth, wind, fire, masturbation, weekends, pandas, puppies, faith, hope, charity, the screw, the lever, the pulley, the wedge, David by Michelangelo, Guernica by Picasso, Mona Lisa by Da Vinci, peace, houses, swearing, Christmas
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Friday, December 10, 2004

He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone

Nina Gordon's website has some MP3s of her acoustic hair-metal covers from Greg Behrendt's "Bring the Rock" shows at the Largo. Her performances were the highlight of the "BtR" show I saw, so snap these up. (Link via Largehearted Boy.)
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CHEWING GUM I HATE THE MOST

Oh. My. Gerrrrrrd.

As Wonka, Depp looks like a cross between Parker Posey and Laurie Metcalf. This is seventeen different kinds of crazy.
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EVERYTHING IDOL | Qualifying Round, Heat 37

Vote!



1. Thin Elvis | Gold lamé. Pompadour. The pelvis. Sun Studios. (Mostly) bad movies. The Army. Birth of Rock & Roll.




2. Fat Elvis | Captain Marvel jumpsuits. Vegas. Nixon. Graceland. Drugs. Peanut butter-and-banana sandwiches. Dead on a toilet. Still alive.




3. Johnny Cash, 1958-1980 | The Folsom Prison concert. Drugs. Friends with Dylan and the Statler Brothers. "Ring of Fire." "I Walk the Line." "Man in Black." "A Boy Named Sue." "Don't Take Your Guns to Town."




4. Johnny Cash, 1994-2003 | Resurrected. Friends with Petty and the Chili Peppers. "Hurt." "Delia's Gone." "Down There by the Train." "Thirteen." "Rusty Cage." "One."

Polls close Friday, December 17 at midnight.
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CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Born is the king



MP3: "The First Noel" by Roland Hayes

This is another one from my dad, who's something of an expert on Hayes, the first black classical singer to become a national and international star. Born and raised in my neck of the Georgia woods, Hayes started his career in Boston but had to go to Europe to achieve his first success, and returned to America a star. This version of "The First Noel," with frequent Hayes collaborator Reginald Boardman on piano, is from a "very old 33 1/3 LP" that may or may not be the one pictured above. While Googling Hayes, I stumbled across this album on eMusic, which just looks fascinating.

Previous Christmas Speaker posts: One, Two, Three, Four. Get 'em now, because they're going away on Monday to make room for another week of holiday MP3s.
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Thursday, December 09, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | They get the same as the rebel Jesus



MP3: "The Rebel Jesus" by The Chieftains with Jackson Browne

This song is so gorgeous, so low-key, that at first you don't realize it's a protest song; you're just swept along on the insistent violin melody, thinking this is another song about the "reason for the season." But in the second verse those who "call him by the Savior" "fill his churches with their pride and gold" and turn the temple into a "robber's den." In the third verse, Browne indicts those who help the poor only on Christmas and points out that "if any one of us should interfere / In the business of why they are poor /They get the same as the rebel Jesus." He wraps it up in the fourth verse:

So I bid you pleasure
And I bid you cheer
From a heathen and a pagan
On the side of the rebel Jesus.

And both of us are tired of talking and hearing about red states vs. blue states and liberal left vs. Christian right, but, y'know, the man's got a point, even if it is a "preachy, hippie-dippie ditty," (and yeah, it kind of is) as one Amazon reviewer puts it.

From The Chieftains' Christmas album, The Bells of Dublin. I'll post another favorite track from that album on December 26, when it will be more appropriate.

More holiday tunes: Mr. Magoo's Christmas Carol.

Tomorrow: A hometown hero!
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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Best. Jingle Bells. Ever.



MP3: "Jingle Bells (Buala Bas)" by The Clancy Brothers

This is another long-time Linn family favorite--the whole album is, in fact, but this is the standout: an insanely fast, drunken, half-Gaelic [?], half-English singalong to what is probably the most annoying Christmas song ever. The Clancy Brothers were popularizers of Irish folk music, patrons of the Greenwich Village folk scene, and an influence on Bob Dylan. So much better than that barking-dogs version.



MP3: "Jingle Bells" by Dennis Day and Jack Benny

Here's another version of the classic song--like much of the music I'll be posting over the next few weeks, it comes from my dad, a Christmas-music scholar of the highest degree. I'll let him take it from here:

Here's one more obscure little number -- "Jingle Bells" by Dennis Day with an intro by Jack Benny. Benny plays the violin (sort of) and then responds to Day's comment. Dennis Day was a tenor on the Jack Benny Show for many years. Benny's violin playing was a running joke, although I understand that he was a quite accomplished player. I have no idea where this album came from. I found it while looking for something else, but it undoubtedly dates to the mid-fifties.

More holiday tunes: Copy, Right? has a cover of the Pogues' "Fairytale of New York," aka the Best Christmas Song ever, and Optimus Crime has R.E.M. wishing everybody happy Xmas. Get these now, because they won't last long.

Tomorrow: More Irish Christmas fun!
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | If you disobey, I'll tell Lucifer



So my organizational skills are pretty spotty, which means that I've started too late to do a Christmas-music advent calendar, and too early for a twelve-days-of-Christmas thing. So I'll just take the middle road and give you a new Christmas track every weekday from now till Christmas. Not exactly the Criterion Collection Holiday Gift Set (hint, hint), but a damn good gift all the same, no?

MP3: "Bridge of Naughty Children" by Ric Swanson

This is a Linn family favorite, though we discovered it too late for it to have any behavior-correcting effect on my brother or me. But if you have younger relatives, you might enjoy playing this for them and seeing if they shut the hell up for five seconds. It's a gleefully sadistic travelogue of the titular bridge, over a synth-funk arrangement that sounds like something Ray Parker Jr. might have followed up "Ghostbusters" with. This came from a sampler accompanying CD Review magazine, so I don't know much else about it. There's a Ric Swanson who leads the band Our Religion, but if it's the same guy, he's made some pretty drastic shifts in his sound.

More holiday tunes: Crazy Christmas and Basic Hip Digital Oddio (links via Largehearted Boy)

Tomorrow: Best "Jingle Bells" ever!
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EVERYTHING IDOL | Qualifying Round, Heat 36

Congratulations, Pet Sounds, you squeaked out a victory to move on to Round 2 in the ongoing competition to determine The Best Thing Ever. The Round 2 contenders so far:

Kitties, Macbeth by William Shakespeare, Air conditioning, Bob Dylan 1965-66, Star Wars: the original trilogy, The Simpsons, The stories of Raymond Carver, Home cooking, The lightbulb, Homicide: Life on the Street, Ping-Pong, Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Watchmen by Alan Moore & Dave Gibbons, Scissors, Google.com, Sex, US Postal Service, Chocolate-chip cookies, The Lord of the Rings (the movies), Absalom, Absalom! by William Faulkner, Email, Rushmore, In the Aeroplane over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel, Fight Club, Beef, His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Books, The Big Lebowski, Batman, The Far Side by Gary Larson, Seinfeld, The Office, Preacher by Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, In Utero by Nirvana, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Office Space, Couches, Automobiles, Citizen Kane, Water, Pet Sounds by The Beach Boys

And the losers' brackets are shaping up thusly:

FILM: Boogie Nights, Edward Scissorhands, Lawrence of Arabia, Pulp Fiction, This Is Spinal Tap, Young Frankenstein, Some Like It Hot, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Casablanca, The Godfather Part I & II, Gone with the Wind
MUSIC: Surfer Rosa by the Pixies, Otis Redding's oeuvre, Automatic for the People by R.E.M., "Georgia on My Mind" by Ray Charles, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles, The Velvet Underground's four studio albums, iPod/iTunes, London Calling by The Clash, Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars by David Bowie, The Boatman's Call by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Ritual de lo Habitual by Jane's Addiction, Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain by Pavement, Superunknown by Soundgarden, Vs. by Pearl Jam, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness by The Smashing Pumpkins, Speaking in Tongues by Talking Heads, It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back by Public Enemy, OK Computer by Radiohead, My Aim Is True by Elvis Costello
TV: Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Sopranos, Freaks and Geeks, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Futurama, Fawlty Towers, The Larry Sanders Show, The Cosby Show, South Park, NewsRadio, Alias, Gilmore Girls, Oz
LITERATURE: Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien, Inferno by Dante Alighieri, Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, Peanuts by Charles Schulz, Krazy Kat by George Herriman, The Invisibles by Grant Morrison, The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller, Ghost World by Daniel Clowes, 1984 by George Orwell, Great Expectations by Charles Dickens, Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham, Underworld by Don DeLillo
FOOD & DRINK: apple pie a la mode, Guinness Stout, pizza delivery, Coca-Cola, NyQuil, bourbon, chicken, seafood, pork, macaroni & cheese, In-N-Out Burger
OTHER: shoes, eBay.com, Mapquest.com, Weather.com, money, power, fame, that picture of Johnny Cash flipping the bird, righteous indignation, correct spelling, carpet, dinosaurs, nemeses, film, grooved vinyl, magnetic tape, optical discs, future magic hard drives, Superman, Spider-Man, X-Men, planes, trains, rocketships, earth, wind, fire

The next four contestants, please:




1. Friends | Real friends, not the pretty people on TV you pretend are your friends.




2. Weekends |
Everyone's watching to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh

(I'm very sorry about that picture. Sometimes Google takes you places you really don't want to go...)




3. Pandas | So darn cute!




4. Puppies | Much lower than pandas on the food chain, but also: so darn cute!

Remember, you can still nominate more contenders and vote in Heat 35. Polls for Heat 36 close Monday, December 13 at midnight.
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Monday, December 06, 2004

CHRISTMAS SPEAKER EXTRA | Christmas really matters to me

I was going to post this next week, but Fluxblog (from who I got it originally anyway) beat me to it:

"Christmas Rhapsody"

Go and download.
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CHRISTMAS SPEAKER | Digital snow on the frozen pianos

Thanks, Blogger, for deleting my original post. If I can find it, I'll repost with my pithy comments, but for now, here are just the special Christmas mp3s:

MP3: "Winter Wonderland" by Radiohead

MP3: "Alan Parsons in a Winter Wonderland" by Grandaddy

And a picture of Alan Parsons:

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Friday, December 03, 2004

EVERYTHING IDOL |Qualifying Round, Heat 35

Don't say I never give the people what they want.



1. Masturbation |
Baby, everything has fallen into place
My life is so exciting now I've got my space
Like a splash of water on my face
Lately I'm doing what I can do to pleasure me
I'm finding time to focus on my fantasies
I'm satisfied in my own company

I don't need your permission
To take this matter in my own two hands

'Cos I'm holding my own
Give or take a tear or two
I'm holding my own
No matter what I put myself through




2. Paradise Lost by John Milton |
Which way shall I fly
Infinite wrath and infinite despair?
Which way I fly is hell; myself am hell;
And in the lowest deep a lower deep,
Still threat’ning to devour me, opens wide,
To which the hell I suffer seems a heaven.



3. Chocolate |
Mrs. Gloop: My son. He'll be made into marshmallows in five seconds.
Willy Wonka: Impossible, my dear lady. That's absurd. Unthinkable.
Mrs. Gloop: Why?
Willy Wonka: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow rooom. It goes to the fudge room.




4. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco |
I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue
I'm running out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?

Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
Let's undress just like crosseyed strangers
This is not a joke so please stop smiling
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
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Wednesday, December 01, 2004

EVERYTHING IDOL | An Important Message for Voters

Greetings, my electorate. Some of you may have been wondering when Round 2 of this competition will get underway already. Have no fear: Round 2 will begin on Tuesday, January 4, 2005. In the meantime, we have four more weeks in which to select competitors for the second round. I'm going to do two qualifying heats per week for the rest of the year, which means there will be eight more heats; the final heat of the year will be to select six wild-card competitors from the losers' brackets.

So, to ensure that these final heats count, I want you to nominate potential Best Things Ever. Take a look at the lists of winners and losers just below this post, and nominate no more than four (4) items that you feel truly have the potential to join their ranks. I dont' want "oh, I really like ponies because they're cute," I want stuff you really love, stuff that you think deserves to be named The Best Thing Ever, yet that I have so far overlooked.

Thanks.
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